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Bodyslam 

When you throw your own (or someone else's) body on someone or something to cause major harm. Often useful in wrestling, roughly joking with someone or, if you have a large body, to incapacitate someone who's not expecting you.
He was lying in his bed when I ran in and did an unexpected bodyslam on him, it was awesome!
Bodyslam by The Cre November 5, 2010
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Bodyslam Drunk

Bodyslam Drunk is when football players bodyslams you a lot and you get a head injury over the years because the helmet is too weak and you didn't drink enough wilk ("Milk"), cheese, and yogurt. It's short for CTE. So "He needs more milk!".
Dude not drinking enough wilk ("Milk"): *Gets bodyslammed a lot by other football players!

Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.

Woman: He needs more milk!

facepalm bodyslam 

When you put your entire hand over a little kids face and then use the least amount of your strength to push their face off of your hand, sending their body into a soft service (couch, pillow, pile of squish, etc...)
facepalm bodyslam by SasiiDee December 21, 2013

bodyslammer 

A shot mixing Cuervo Gold, Goldschlager and Jack Daniels.
Shanna: We'd like two bodyslammers please!
Jesse: What's a bodyslammer?
Shanna: It's Cuervo Gold, Goldschlager and Jack Daniels.
{The bartended delivers the shots}
Shanna and Jesse: Trouble!
bodyslammer by Golden Arms June 19, 2008

Virginian Body Slam 

when your cock weighs so much that your partner feels like theyve been body slammed when you gator slap them with it.
"Last night i was so wasted"
"No way?! What happened?"
"This dude gave me a virginian body slam and now my ass hurts."
Virginian Body Slam by 1337H4CK3R February 21, 2008

bodyspam 

"Going to the bars; what's my goal? Bodyspam"
bodyspam by bex April 26, 2005

wham bam body slam 

when one person jumps on another person with their whole body and all their weight
wham bam... BODY SLAM!
wham bam body slam by Cori May 17, 2004