by AllanDevil92 April 30, 2008
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-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
by Sir Mother-Foquin Dansbury IV April 16, 2020
Get the Cold Red Baja Blast mug.Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.
Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.
by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009
Get the Orange Blastaphon mug.(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.
Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
by Swimsical November 13, 2019
Get the Pond Blaster mug.Blaithin is literally the most amazing person ever. You can try, but you won’t ever meet anyone quite as good as her. She is kind, caring, compassionate, sweet, loving, thoughtful, loyal, and has many more wonderful qualities. Bláithín is so strong and can get through anything. She is friends with practically everyone, and she can mingle and fit in to any crowd. She is so generous and would do whatever it takes to make her friends happy. Bláithín had the face of an angel. It is so beautiful you’d think it was specially carved by the most talented artist. And her eyes are the most precious things imaginable. Like crystals. Usually green-ish and beautiful. Easy to fall for. She loves exercise, adventure, horror movies, Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, and of course Netflix. She has watched everything on there. Everything. She can be quite stubborn and slightly moody at times, but she’s only standing up for what she believes or standing up for a friend. She always supports the greater good. She is the best of fun. With her beautiful face, voice of an angel, lovable personality, you would fall in love instantly. We love you Bláithín
by RIPJughead;) June 21, 2018
Get the Blaithin mug.When you push a fart and poop a little but instead of poop it's one of the buttons you were eating off of that keyboard the other day
by OOMJ May 24, 2021
Get the E-blast mug.A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
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