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big donk energy
big donk energy by ya boy jesus December 14, 2019
Big Donk Two Lip
Big Donk Two Lip by Big donk two lips June 13, 2026
Big Donkey
A term used when a well-endowed man replaces a donkey at a donkey show. The man is then expected to have sex with the woman/women instead of the donkey. Often occurs in Mexico or the Tucson, Arizona area when the donkey is no longer able to perform due to fatigue.
Everyone was looking forward to the donkey show, but the donkey had a heart attack right before it started. Randy stepped in and took care of business. That is how he got the nickname Big Donkey.
Don Felipe didn't want to lose out on the money the customers already paid so he replaced the burro with Big Donkey. Jimmy ended up getting the load of shame after watching the show in the alley.
Don Felipe didn't want to lose out on the money the customers already paid so he replaced the burro with Big Donkey. Jimmy ended up getting the load of shame after watching the show in the alley.
Big Donkey by Chicago Joey Biscuits January 1, 2012
Big donkey spank
A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.
you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
Big donkey spank by pctv guy October 9, 2018
Big Donkey Ultimate
Big Donkey Ultimate by anon5843958345 June 18, 2026
big floppy donkey doinker
big floppy donkey doinker by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006
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