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Brush, Floss, Mouthwash.

What Dentists in New Jersey do on a daily basis.
Kyle: "BFMW all day Lizzie."

Lizzie: "What does that mean?"

Kyle: "Brush, Floss, Mouthwash hoe."
BFMW by Cptkyle789 August 15, 2011
Related Words
BFMOW • bfmw • BFFOWSL • BFMO • BFOWNDN • BMOW • bumowned • b.flow • Bomo Water
The process whereby one "owns" somebody from behind.
Did you see the Tau in that Dawn of War match? Those kroots got bumowned!
bumowned by The Big Boss March 10, 2008
E. Wax: What do I got, Bef?
Bef: you have a transthoracic hemoglobulinemic aortic aneurysmal nocturia, Wax.
E. Wax: What the BFMW is that?!?
bfmw by YoDaddyfromAR July 28, 2011
Acronym for Bathroom Floor Make Out, which describes the phenomenon when you're suddenly on the floor of a bathroom making out with someone.
I got way too drunk last night and had a BFMO with John.
BFMO by arazi March 6, 2014
Acronym for Best Friends For Our Whole Stinkin Life
Another way of saying bffl but better cuz sometimes life just stinks, and sometimes it doesnt, but its good to have a friend who will stick through it all with you
Wow, u suck :)
U suck too BFFOWSL
BFFOWSL by WowowowowoAh December 16, 2010
"Yo Bro wanna hang out this weekend? I'll BMOW!
BMOW by HickWordMaker June 27, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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