What a hardened convict affiliated with the Bloods gang refers to coffee so as to avoid unnecessary usage of the letter 'c' in his conversation with other gang members.
Best Friends Forever Ever Ever Infinity.
They are those friends that you can never get tired of. They are there for you when you need them even though you might think that you don't need them. They are the sunshine in every summer day!!!
They are the friends that you won't ever forget and when you least expect it they will surprise you in many ways. Sometimes they make some things very obvious but the surprise will always come from the heart. Yes, sometimes you guys will fight but every friendship in the world has its ups and downs. They will bring something to your life that no one else will.
"My BFFEEIs are always there for us"
"I know they are the most amazing people in the world!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!