A suburban spoiled ass school. The system is like one giant anal shafting that leads you bleeding and stupid by the time you’re done with it. Filled with retarded freshmen doing heroin and fingering cats, sophomores getting railed by horny seniors, and juniors that nobody gives a fuck about. Too many e-girls and e-boys giving each other oral in the prison-like bathrooms. Not even sure how this school is ranked in the top 100 in the U.S. Santa Margarita is so much better than TESORO in every sports, extra-curricular, and academic area that THS doesn’t even deserve to have such an advanced school as it’s rival. Good luck going anywhere in your stoopid lives titans!

I’m not surprised that those retards at Tesoro High School got caught doing BDSM with their P.E. teacher.

Tesoro High School by Skai Jackson April 9, 2019

Tesoro class of 25

A toxic class filled with females with no self respect that sell their bodies to older men and see it as “pulling guys” and males that haven’t stepped outside in 8 years playing football so they get PE credit. filled with popcorn lung and racism (claire phillips)

wow Tesoro class of 25 is a bunch of queers

Tesoro class of 25 by cornfromwyoming July 28, 2021

Tesoro Gram Spectrum

An mid-height-low-profile, full-size mechanical keyboard released in 2016, featuring Kalih PG1280 switches (also known as Tesoro Agile Switches) and a slim keycap design. It comes in black or white, with a choice of red or blue switches.

Person 1: My Tesoro Gram Spectrum came in.
Person 2: No way! How is it?

Tesoro Gram Spectrum by HRefresher September 20, 2026

Tesoro Gram XS

An ultra-low-profile, full-size mechanical keyboard released in 2018, featuring TTC low-profile switches and a sleek chiclet-style keycap design. It comes in black or white, with a choice of red or blue switches.

Person 1: Imagine if Kingtr000 has a Tesoro Gram XS?
Person 2: Yeah, he would be cracked!

Tesoro Gram XS by HRefresher September 20, 2026

Tesoro Gram Spectrum TKL

A mid-height, low-profile TKL mechanical keyboard released in 2018, featuring Kailh PG1280 switches (also known as Tesoro Agile Switches) and a slim keycap design. It is a TKL version of the Tesoro Gram Spectrum, which came out in 2016. It comes in black or white, with a choice of red or blue switches.

Person 1: My Tesoro Gram Spectrum TKL arrived!
Person 2: Do you like the low profile switches of the Tesoro Gram Spectrum TKL?

Tesoro Gram Spectrum TKL by HRefresher September 20, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026