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When a Female has a ass so good you want to use it as a bed.
dam that girl got a bedass.
BEDASS by DDOG1424 January 15, 2020
Words you can keep
Bedass who is cool and all but also sits on his couch eating chips and contributing nothing to society
"Caerot is bedass dude"
"Who's caerot?"

"Your mom"
Bedass by MisterDebil June 2, 2020
How a weak pathetic powerless individual often acts in order to put on a front of being tough. Typically this involves the liberal usage of skull imagery.
Unable to silence the ring of tormentors, the broke down fellow got badassy by dressing in black and getting a skull tattoo and then insulting his tormentors over the internet.
Badassy by Brisbane Pete April 26, 2011

Internet Badass

An Internet Badass is similar to the Internet Gangsta.

They are someone who uses the internet so they can appear tough, they are often seen getting in pointless Nerd Wars, they tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, they are the kid in your class that sits at their desk quietly and reads Naruto comics.

The sad thing is, this is the only life for some people, they can't pull it off in reality, so they think they can get some "Internet Respect" by cussing at people on Myspace, Youtube comments, or a forum, they think by doing this, people think of them as a Badass.
internet badass: ur just lucky i can't get to you!

Badass Uke 

Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.
Girl 1: "Hey, why is that Uke trying to pretend to be a DFWM Seme?"

Girl 2: "He's not trying to be seme he's a Badass Uke."
Badass Uke by Shinigami NightRoad November 27, 2011

certified badass

Term or title for a person who is frighteningly competent. They have been resourceful under pressure and completed many tasks with grace and aplomb. The implication is that the person can be expected to perform as well as anyone could in poor conditions with incomplete instructions and insufficient resources.
Usage: Mary is the best sous chef in the city. Everybody who understands the profession knows they can count on her under any circumstances. Mary is not just good, she is a certified badass sous chef.

Badassium 

Badassium can be located on any periodic table between technetium and promethium
Badassium by InventoBadas December 18, 2008
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