beans beans beans beans
a catchy song.
beans beans beans beans by Coolkid6512345 June 6, 2021
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Beans bro beans
A way to insult your friends by making fun of what they stand for, when that exact thing comes up while you both are there.
Beans bro beans by kjalleph August 13, 2023
the beans are talkin’
an admittance of flatulence
Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
the beans are talkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
Bro beans
This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other
Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?
Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*
Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans
Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*
Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans
Bro beans by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020
hitting beans
a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.
"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."
hitting beans by basedmarimo March 30, 2021
this nigga eating beans
When you spill beans all over yourself while watching Cars 2, a black teenager will shout, "This nigga eating beans."
"I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in the theater & a black teenager shouted, "This nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."
this nigga eating beans by RubbaDucca July 8, 2018
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