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best and only friend. beyond the realm of BFF because this BAOF is literally the only person the other hangs out with.
Person 1: Do you know Lexi and Claire? They are like attached at the hip. They do EVERYTHING together.

Person 2: I know. They are total BAOFs. They would probably die if they are separated for more than 5 minutes
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Baofenging 

The art of pissing off old ham radio operators with your newfangled $25 Amazon Chinese POS. Including "kerchunking" repeaters and holding down the "call" button.
Man, Jason's been baofenging the shit out of those repeaters lately. Some of the older hams have already contacted the FCC.
Baofenging by Tanstaafl dog April 20, 2018
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A tap-busting rumor collector, and one who knows a lot about Personas. He is in the game Persona 2: Eternal Punishment on the PSX.
"Shut up, Serizawa." -Baofu
"*fists Baofu*" -Ulala Serizawa
Baofu by Delf June 22, 2003
Literally, "Bear turd".
A bear casting, usually from the Ailuropoda melanoleuca, better known as the Giant Panda.

Baofeng was used in ancient civilizations as masonry mortar in the region of China known today as Baofeng County. In modern English, Baofeng is used to describe lousy things that are shitty or superficial people who are fake assholes or are like pieces of excrement for some other reason.
I can't understand what you're saying. Your cell phone is a piece of baofeng.

I'm tired of all the corporate baofengs that try to take advantage of consumers.

The baofeng cop wouldn't arrest the peeping tom because he claimed it was a civil matter.
Baofeng by baofeng August 2, 2012
An individual... usually a 12-year old boy who buys a cheap $25 7-watt handheld radio on Amazon, and then uses it to illegally activate radio-controlled systems in their area, including public safety, business, and amateur radio repeaters. But, they're most notable for falsely activating tornado sirens. They learn the frequencies and codes used to trigger the siren(s) and set them off at various times, causing fear and annoyance to the whole community.
"Some Baofag set off all the sirens in Dallas last year"
Baofag by YNBM1 April 29, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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