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Bad ass mother I'd like to fuck.
"Dayyuuummm, Cyndi Lauper is Bamilf!"
Bamilf by mishyfishy August 5, 2009
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Abbreviation for Bad Ass Mother I'd Like To F***.
Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill is a BAMILF
BAMILF by 12211992 January 10, 2014
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Bamilf BMILF Bamily Bagilf Bailf bailfest Bamfilf bamified BAMify bamila
The non-premeditated and irreversible state of being a family within a band. Especially in marching band. Bamilies often times form much stronger internal bonds and abnormal (in some cases bizarre) attachments than the traditional marching band; as a result they are much more desirable than the traditional marching band.
Crowd: Woah, who's that big band?
Band parent: What band? Oh, you mean that super awesome bunch from Kingston?
Crowd: They're awesome!
Band parent: That's no band; that's a bamily!
Bamily by MightyMightyTigers November 5, 2010
Girl 1: That guy is so hot.
Girl 2: I know. He's such a bamfilf
Bamfilf by Bamfilf July 4, 2010

bamillion 

Larger than a billion dollars.

Used when people get all flustered about the price of gas.
Gas is like, A BAMILLION DOLLARS NOW!
bamillion by Islam Is My Friend September 12, 2005
An very attractive bridesmaid at a wedding with whom one fantasizes having sexual relations with.
Pippa Middleton totally upstaged the Duchess of Cambridge as the Maid of Honour at the royal wedding. Pippa's a total BMILF ! I think I should tweet about it with hashtag #BMILF !!
BMILF by waity-katy May 22, 2011
Blake's Aunt I'd Like To Fuck. The legend that blake's aunt is totally and extremely fuckable, and the assumption that anyone named blake's mom is bonalicious.
That set of tits is a bailf. I'm assuming her nephew is named Blake.
Bailf by Dr. Rev. Funk February 27, 2008
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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