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B.U.G.S. 

Beat Up Guts Syndrome. The clinical diagnosis for vaginal or rectal trauma caused by the repetitive thrusting of a large penis or dildo. Symptoms include cramping, diarrhea, ataxia, cervical pain, nausea, difficulty breathing, anal leakage, orgasm, vomiting, constipation, vertigo, vaginal wall tearing. Treatment usually entails a week's rest and a refusal to have sex with the offending partner again.
I'm not letting you fuck me in the ass with that horse dick of yours!

Why not?

That thing will give me the B.U.G.S. and I wont be able to walk straight till next Tuesday.
B.U.G.S. by Lonely Roamer January 8, 2009
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s.s.o.u.g.y.b.m.u.

Setting someone up, get your body marked up
It’s better to be Legit because s.s.o.u.g.y.b.m.u.
s.s.o.u.g.y.b.m.u. by DaDonDonTayTay February 11, 2026

s.s.o.u.g.y.b.m.u

Setting someone up, get your body marked up
It better to be legit because s.s.o.u.g.y.b.m.u Future generations, you’ve been worn
s.s.o.u.g.y.b.m.u by DaDonDonTayTay February 11, 2026

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

B e e s e c h u r g e r 

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.
Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

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Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.