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B E A N S 

THY MOST TASTY SUBSTANCE IN ALL OF 'MERICA AND ALL OTHER 50 STAETS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY SH- SHE MAKIN B E A N S
B E A N S by leplush man hahaha September 29, 2021

The B.E.A.N.S 

The B.E.A.N.S, AKA;
The Billionaire Eradication Anarchist News Society.

An anarchist group seeking out vengeance on the corrupt.
Previously having exposed lies from people such as 'beanz bezos'
Mark: "JOHN QUICK HIDE THE CASH THE B.E.A.N.S ARE HERE!"

John: "AH FUCK THEY'RE ONTO OUR CORRUPT POLITICAL SCHEME!"
The B.E.A.N.S by TheLonelyDutchJester September 1, 2023

L I M A B E A N S 

1. a vegetable
2. a reaction to the alternative spelling "weiner"
3. a reaction to moe getting a prank call
Kyle: bruh, your a weiner
Bart: L I M A B E A N S
L I M A B E A N S by KAMEORNEV November 10, 2022

L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. 

(N.) an acronym for the Large Experimental Super Busty International Amazon Nuclear Squad. (think of a sci-fi version of Xena) Four women from the U.S. , England, France, and Germany get zapped by nuclear radiation and gain superpowers. Set to air on NBC in Fall 2003. Anne Heche set to guest star.
Hey, guess what I just did today? I just totally checked out some L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.!
L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. by G-Union May 19, 2003

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

b.e.n.g.a.l.s 

bout every nigga got arrested last season
bill: the cincinnati bengals are trouble makers. jon: you know what b.e.n.g.a.l.s. stands for?
bill: what?
jon: bout every nigga got arrested last season.
b.e.n.g.a.l.s by jdub513 January 28, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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