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Börjer comes from the Hasbulla meme "borgir" but has become something more significant than just a burger. For many Börjer is somewhat of a God that spreads peace and laughter worldwide.

Börjer in his godly form is often depicted as a 3-year-old boy with blond spikey hair, big brown eyes, light skin, a green pajama, and an orange bib. He is often angry since he's often disrespected by his elder peers.

There are multiple Börjers, they all look the same but they do have different personalities, almost like smurfs.

Börjer has a dead dad and a dead mom which he killed because she was abusive.

The Börjer version of The Bible is called Börjern.
I love Börjer so much, he is our savior!
Börjer by Snasie September 15, 2023
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Border Gore

Ugly borders that look like complete shit usually found in paradox games such as EU4 and HOI4. They include borders of nations cut in half with a bunch of enclaves and exclaves and snaking lands.
USA: alright Germany, i beat you in ww2. give me half your Russian provinces and give the other half to Norway and Britain can take a few parts of Siberia here and there and Poland shall be independent

Germany: But that would create so much border gore!
Border Gore by oscarnout August 25, 2016

Gloria borger 

The best news Anchor. She works at the most trusted news channel know as Pew News.
It's me Gloria Borger
Gloria borger by Theepicmemester February 11, 2019

send a mexican across the border 

i gotta send a mexican across the border

borderline-suicidal 

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.
borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...
borderline-suicidal by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013

borderlands flu 

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.
Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.
borderlands flu by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012

border barrel

a container used for smuggling immigrants, in which the immigrant is hidden inside a sealed container that is shipped by boat to a destination that is sometimes unknown until after arrival.
Dude! I want to get out of this country. Where can I find a border barrel?
border barrel by D.S. Credito April 2, 2015