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A term used when referring to something that is gar-bage. It can be used as a noun or verb and can describe almost anything.
Noun: Nah bro, that’s straight bage.

Verb: Wow! He’s baging so hard right now.
Bage by Hambone Smoochie Johnson December 14, 2020
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A term used when describing something that is gar-bage. This term can be used as a noun or verb and can describe just about anything.
Noun: Nah, that’s straight bage.

Verb: Wow! He’s baging so hard right now.
Bage by Hambone Smoochie Johnson December 14, 2020
(pronunciation: baēg) An abbreviation of bagel, established in late 2018. Originally thought to be a typographical error via text message, it was later proclaimed by unanimous vote as the correct term for the bread product originating in the Jewish communities of Poland.
Update on the bage....it was good af. I had a glass of chocolate milk to wash it down.
bage by cricketpants December 21, 2018
a fat, greasy male with a 10 cm penis.
My ex-boyfriend was a bagey piece of dogshit.
bage by Kottonmouth King December 29, 2004
Slang term for the entryway to the female's reproductive organs. Vagina. A skanky girl or woman. Smelly crotch.
"This bicycle seat totally smells like bage!"

"She smells like a shrimping boat, what a dirty Bage."
Bage by DiDYourMoM September 10, 2007
Bage is a Ciggerette, this is used infront of people who you can't tell them about you smoking
Come out for a bage? Lets Bage Up! Have you got any bages?
Bage by Nevo D July 28, 2004
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