Bage

A term used when referring to something that is gar-bage. It can be used as a noun or verb and can describe almost anything.

Noun: Nah bro, that’s straight bage.

Verb: Wow! He’s baging so hard right now.

by Hambone Smoochie Johnson December 14, 2020

Bage

A term used when describing something that is gar-bage. This term can be used as a noun or verb and can describe just about anything.

Noun: Nah, that’s straight bage.

Verb: Wow! He’s baging so hard right now.

by Hambone Smoochie Johnson December 14, 2020

bage

(pronunciation: baēg) An abbreviation of bagel, established in late 2018. Originally thought to be a typographical error via text message, it was later proclaimed by unanimous vote as the correct term for the bread product originating in the Jewish communities of Poland.

Update on the bage....it was good af. I had a glass of chocolate milk to wash it down.

by cricketpants December 21, 2018

bage

a fat, greasy male with a 10 cm penis.

My ex-boyfriend was a bagey piece of dogshit.

by Kottonmouth King December 29, 2004

Bage

Slang term for the entryway to the female's reproductive organs. Vagina. A skanky girl or woman. Smelly crotch.

"This bicycle seat totally smells like bage!"

"She smells like a shrimping boat, what a dirty Bage."

by DiDYourMoM September 10, 2007

Bage

Bage is a Ciggerette, this is used infront of people who you can't tell them about you smoking

Come out for a bage? Lets Bage Up! Have you got any bages?

by Nevo D July 28, 2004

Bage

Aging of a book or portion of a book based on the language or vernacular used by the author. Although a 30 year old book may be written about a time period 100 years into the future, you can still determine when it was written by looking at the vernacular used.

The GRE had several questions on baging of books.

I baged the book to be written in the early 1950's
What do you bage that book to be?

by dogsrock April 27, 2020