1. A type of local Ghanaian dance brought about mainly by the release of a song by Ghanaian artistes Sarkodie and EL
2. A local person that tries to act like a foreigner but fails woefully. An azonto female is sually characterized by flamboyant phone covers brightly coloured leggings and puma fenty slides. The males usually have graphic tees and wear sweat pants on hot days
My azonto girl wants to see me but I can't bring her home
He's the guys who’s awkward in groups he doesn’t know well but the life of the party when he’s with people he loves. He’s the smart guy in class, overly ambitious, rarely has a quite moment but will always make time for people he cares about. He sets aside infinite amounts of time to make the people he loves, feel loved- never having to doubt him. He’s a simp at his core, spoiling his loved ones with everything they ask for. His only flaws are his occasional tardiness, clumsiness, and lack of responsive over text. Ultimately, he’s the awkward, kinda loud guy who will always bring a good laugh out of you.
Dude I just had an Anonto, like I couldn’t stop laughing
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*