Azortozha

A "country" that is run by a schizophrenic president who thinks his country is better than everyone else's. Claims to be rich but apparently "doesn't" have a military (lies).

Bombs the living shit out of their neighboring country, perijstocia, while claiming that they have no military presence.
Azortozha's national dish is fried rat shit.

Bitch 1: have you heard of Azortozha ?
Bitch 2: yea, the president is a schizophrenic liar that bombs the shit out of their own civilians and perijstocia.
Bitch 3: i can agree, the president bombed off my legs for not shitting in the right position.

Azortozha by Rancid ranch December 13, 2024

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Azortozha

A stupid country run by a schizophrenic president who thinks that his country is better than perijstocia. Claims to have no military presesnce, yet bombs the living shit out of perijstocia.

The majority of the people are starved as the president keeps all resources and food to himself. The president then parades around town flaunting roasted turkey drumsticks and bread while the average citizen hasn't eaten anything substantial in a month.

Azortozha's national food is fried rat shit.

Bumass 1: Have you heard about Azortozha?
Bumass 2: Yes, I'm not some sheep that blindly follows Azortozha's rules. Did you know that the president starves their citizens?
Bumass 1: THat's horrible! thank goodness we live in the beautiful land of Perijstocia.
Arsonist: I LOVE SETTING SHIT ON FIRE

Azortozha by Rancid ranch December 14, 2024

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