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He's the guys who’s awkward in groups he doesn’t know well but the life of the party when he’s with people he loves. He’s the smart guy in class, overly ambitious, rarely has a quite moment but will always make time for people he cares about. He sets aside infinite amounts of time to make the people he loves, feel loved- never having to doubt him. He’s a simp at his core, spoiling his loved ones with everything they ask for. His only flaws are his occasional tardiness, clumsiness, and lack of responsive over text. Ultimately, he’s the awkward, kinda loud guy who will always bring a good laugh out of you.
Dude I just had an Anonto, like I couldn’t stop laughing
Anonto by Tinydancer1520 November 23, 2021
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(A-NON-THUH) another word used to describe something that is extra special or fancy.
wow this place is so anonthe!!
anonthe by #BROKElyn September 19, 2018
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AnonTalk 

A text-board "Anonymous" forum, in which any form of critical argument against paedophilia or the Sysop, or even any references to Anonymous culture (memes and shit), will gain you a silent censorship and a ban. Any form of grammar that the Sysop doesn't agree with is also removed. The discussion of paedophilia is actively encouraged and any form of ant-pedo shit is considered trolling and thus you get a ban. All it's members are the result of spamming imageboards, and any reference to the imageboards in question results in a ban. Anything that might be considered better than AnonTalk is spammed with CP then reported, by Sysop. Over there, when ever the Sysops is right he is right, whenever he is wrong, he is also right.
Anonymous A: Lets leave AnonTalk and go to AnotherTalk
Anonymous B: Yeah, AnonTalks Sysop is a total douche-bag.
AnonTalk by Anonlolxta October 9, 2009
An original Ghanaian dance in which involves rigorous hip movement and silly facial expressions.
The Pope Johns boy has some serious azonto moves!
Azonto by Azonto Killer October 15, 2011
A network that is down always, no exceptions.
My IRC network got Anonops'd by chippy1337
AnonOps by Zeekill_ December 15, 2011

AnonTalk 

A sad pedophile nerd message board. It tries to be a 4chan ripoff but is way too slow. The admin is a real douche and requires asinine things like proper capitalization and correct spelling when posting about molesting little girls and boys.
Dude you better clear anontalk out of your browser history. It's probably a honeypot run by the FBI to catch pedos.
AnonTalk by truthseeker112 June 13, 2009

Anonteacher 

Anonteacher is an British English teacher that goes to other countries to teach students English & to ABSOLUTELY FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA THEM WITH HIS BWC (BIG WHITE COCK).
His preferred women of choice are usually asian women more specifically Chinese Women.
Person #1: Why are you so sweaty?

Person #2: ... I was watching Anonteacher fucking "Zoe" (Zhou Jie).
Anonteacher by Prodigiofuturo August 27, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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