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sara: do we know her?
Alex: i dont think we do.
Both: ooo this is awkist
Awkist by alexandsara July 16, 2011
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ACKistan 

A fictional country from Flamingo's videos where Cleetus comes from.
Cleetus: What should we name our country? Cleetusistan? United States of Cleetus? What should we call it? Should it be ACKistan?
ACKistan by bruhinator July 27, 2019
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awristafats

Awristafats, Very authentic and like Jellbows and Cankles. As the Cankle is to the Calf..the Jellbow is to the elbow..The Awristafat is a very unique fat form of the body in which is doubled on a large persons wrists..Hence the word A-Wrist-a-Fats.
"damn bro you just got knuckle shuffled by that grenadesawristafats while you were rubbing her cankles"
awristafats by primehive September 13, 2011
A very average stereotype. They do what they want, when they want, and aren't afraid to be themselves. Some say they are nicer, toned-down versions of hipsters. The personality of an awkster is sometimes shy and awkward, yet sometimes wild and crazy. They are not afraid to laugh at themselves. They listen to mostly alternative rock, but range from plain alternative to plain rock. They are slight nerds and can be heavy gamers. Some of their signature fashion pieces are Toms, loose shirts, short shorts and retro sunglasses.
Naw, man, she was more of an awkster.
awkster by ermainldy June 23, 2011

Awktistic 

When a non-autistic person is so introverted, and socially awkward, you think they are actually suffering from autism.
“I’m not sure why she’s not talking or making eye contact. She’s acting really “Awktistic” right now, and I don’t know what to say.”
Awktistic by Roogotjokes February 28, 2020

Askististics

Your level of ass kising relative to others in your office or workgroup.
With the new boss coming Jon's level of askististics is going to be reset to zero with the new guy, so get ready for some major ass kissing.
Askististics by Brickprick January 18, 2011

AwkStalk 

A person who, so fed up with their own life, will walk into any conversation trying to create an awkward situation.

A bitch who knows they can get away with it. Not actually a friend, but someone who refuses to piss off, no matter how many hints are thrown at them.

The first person to 'accidently' bring up something everyone is trying to forget / that could cause an argument, in an innocent sounding way so the anger cannot be aimed at them.
Person- "This is my boyfriend, Luke. We have been together for 3 weeks :)"
AwkStalk - "Oh. I thought you were with David, last week? Oh shit, should I not have said that?"

Person- "I like you hair, Sarah!"
AwkStalk - "Yeah it's nice! :) Can hardly tell you had to cut it because of lice. Oh shit, should I not have said that?"
AwkStalk by JustLeave...Now. March 27, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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