Definitions by Roogotjokes

“Happy chick, happy dick!”

It’s a take on “happy wife, happy life!”.

I must be doing something right because I got the best head ever! Well it just goes to show “happy chick, happy dick!”

“Happy chick, happy dick!” by Roogotjokes October 31, 2026

BURPOUT

When you’re going to eat a massive amount of food.

OMFG that meal was a fricken BURPOUT & my stomach is going to be sore af!

BURPOUT by Roogotjokes September 22, 2026

FLAB 

Acronym: FLAB

Fat Lazy Ass Bum

He’s/She’s always asking someone else to do something for him/her. What a FLAB!

FLAB by Roogotjokes October 19, 2021

Awktistic 

When a non-autistic person is so introverted, and socially awkward, you think they are actually suffering from autism.

“I’m not sure why she’s not talking or making eye contact. She’s acting really “Awktistic” right now, and I don’t know what to say.”

Awktistic by Roogotjokes February 28, 2020

YUS 

The combination of YOU and US: “YUS”.

Hey baby, I love “Yus”!

YUS by Roogotjokes February 21, 2020