AwkStalk

A person who, so fed up with their own life, will walk into any conversation trying to create an awkward situation.

A bitch who knows they can get away with it. Not actually a friend, but someone who refuses to piss off, no matter how many hints are thrown at them.

The first person to 'accidently' bring up something everyone is trying to forget / that could cause an argument, in an innocent sounding way so the anger cannot be aimed at them.
Person- "This is my boyfriend, Luke. We have been together for 3 weeks :)"
AwkStalk - "Oh. I thought you were with David, last week? Oh shit, should I not have said that?"

Person- "I like you hair, Sarah!"
AwkStalk - "Yeah it's nice! :) Can hardly tell you had to cut it because of lice. Oh shit, should I not have said that?"
by JustLeave...Now. March 27, 2011
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