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A combination of Alki and STI - a poly/multi-sexual alcoholic who will provide a sexual partner with various STI's and/or alcholic beverages
ughh I pulled an Alkisti last night
Alkisti by Alkisti December 9, 2008
Words you can keep
A word used to describe an enthusiast of the Alfa Romeo car series
Person 1: hey have you seen the new girl get picked up by that sweet car yesterday?

Person 2: yeah, 1986, alfa romeo gtv6. Great car.

Person 1: wait are you an alfisti?

Person 2: dude, we're both alfisti, she's my girlfriend
alfisti by MelJambrec December 5, 2014

allistic 

allistic person: I have a sibling/friend/cousin/coworker who's autistic so therefore I must know what I'm talking about
allistic by rumbelle December 29, 2013

Allistic 

An autistic man marries an allistic woman. Whether they choose to have kids or not shoudn’t be influenced by eugenics.
Allistic by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Allistick 

(v.) The highest possible descriptive word for something/someone that is more than perfect, as it is the apex word of words!
That audition was allistick!
Allistick by nospeudonym November 29, 2017

Allosaurus (Allistics) 

Allosaurus is sometimes used as a term for Neurotypicals who defend ableism, or things that directly result in ableism, Neurobias, non-inclusivity, and related issues due to a resistance to change or other traditionalist values.

The perception or one as an Allosaurus is that the problem likely stems from the person being stuck in the past.

In rare cases, a Neurodivergent projecting internalized ableism from Neurotypicals onto other Neurodivergents might also be referred to as an Allosaurus.

While the term is derived from the common rootword "Allos" in Allosaurus and Allistic, suggesting a focus on Autism. Thiscan be applied in relationship to to dynamics between other Neurodivergents and Neurotypicals.as well.
"We're just asking for you to note when you're being sarcastic, don't be such an Allosaurus."

"Many Autistics feel that Autism Speaks is an Allosaurus of a nonprofit that is on it's way out due to it's controversial past."

Allosaurus (Allistics)

super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis 

like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.
Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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