Skip to main content
{ searchOpen = false }, 200)" @keydown.backspace="if (!query) searchOpen = false" @keydown.enter.prevent="if(query){$refs.submitBtn.dataset.growMethod='enter'; $refs.submitBtn.click()}" data-grow-track="ui.focus_search" data-grow-field="query">
Home
Add a Definition
UrbanDictionary.store
Blog
Help
User Settings
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Advertise
Report a Bug
System Status
Privacy Policy
Terms of Service
DMCA
Accessibility
Data Request
Information Collection Notice
reCAPTCHA Privacy
reCAPTCHA Terms
Do Not Sell My Personal Information
© 1999-2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Definitions by Brickprick
Askististics
Share definition
Flag
Your
level
of ass kising
relative
to others in your
office
or workgroup.
With the new boss coming Jon's
level
of askististics is going to be reset to zero with the new
guy
, so get ready for some
major
ass kissing.
Askististics
by
Brickprick
January 18, 2011
0
0
Get merch