Awk-sauce 

Any liquid, petroleum or snot based substance that you touch inadvertently

"I sat down on a chair and I felt a dampness seeping through my pants"

"Awk-sauce man"

Awk-sauce by WOI72 May 24, 2013

Awk Sauce 

When a situation or person is so awkward that they are beyond the normal definition of awkward and at the point where they are simply a thick liquid kind of awkward that adds moistness and flavor to garnish your life.

"They were talking about how ridiculous she looked while she was sitting at the table directly in front of them."

"That's awk sauce."

Awk Sauce by AwkwardRobot January 22, 2010

awksauce 

used to describe an awkward situation. used in place of common slang such as "awk".

Yeah, and when we made eyecontact... so awksauce.

awksauce by lolocaustx83 June 22, 2010

awksauce 

(noun) The sauce of awkwardness

Would you like some awksauce on that awktopus?

Uh, man, that chick was weird. She was oozing awksauce.

awksauce by The awkward pig June 22, 2010

awksauce on spaghettios 

an awkward situation when nobody knows what to say

flip: man i took a massive dump yesterday
flop: cool
flip: ............awksauce on spaghettios

awksauce on spaghettios by anonymouslola January 29, 2012

Awksauce 

When a guy is jacking off and something goes wrong awksauce goes everywhere.

adam: yeah i was jacking off and awksauce went all over my couch.
joe: that's so awkward.
adam: yeah then my mom walked in. talk about a shit load of awksauce...

Awksauce by ilaughtoomuch July 24, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005