adam: yeah i was jacking off and awksauce went all over my couch.
joe: that's so awkward.
adam: yeah then my mom walked in. talk about a shit load of awksauce...

Awksauce by ilaughtoomuch July 24, 2011

awksauce on spaghettios

an awkward situation when nobody knows what to say

flip: man i took a massive dump yesterday
flop: cool
flip: ............awksauce on spaghettios

awksauce on spaghettios by anonymouslola January 29, 2012

Awk Sauce

When a situation or person is so awkward that they are beyond the normal definition of awkward and at the point where they are simply a thick liquid kind of awkward that adds moistness and flavor to garnish your life.

"They were talking about how ridiculous she looked while she was sitting at the table directly in front of them."

"That's awk sauce."

Awk Sauce by AwkwardRobot January 22, 2010

Awk-sauce

Any liquid, petroleum or snot based substance that you touch inadvertently

"I sat down on a chair and I felt a dampness seeping through my pants"

"Awk-sauce man"

Awk-sauce by WOI72 May 24, 2013

awesauce

Related to awesome. Usually used when something someone has done is epic or 1337. can also be a good dressing

ZOMG did you see that? It was AWESAUCE

pass the awesauce mang

awesauce by haxman July 2, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026