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Avuncular
(adj.) Once a man reaches middle age and his formerly remarkable and youthful looks have completely lost their edge, he develops an air of such utter harmlessness that he is no longer attractive to women. A man is described as "avuncular" when he stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like his Uncle Arby.
I'll have to stop hitting the clubs looking for action; my face has gotten so avuncular, chicks think I'm there to look for my runaway daughter.
Avuncular by Vermont Ferret July 12, 2005
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avunculicide
avunculicide by uttam maharjan November 6, 2012
avunculofornicationist
bob, an avowed avunculofornicationist, thanked his lucky stars that his mother was the only girl in a family of 10 kids: so many uncles to fuck!
avunculofornicationist by Avun Forni October 29, 2005
Avunculophobia
The acute, paralyzing dread or social anxiety triggered by the arrival of an uncle, specifically induced by the expectation that one must perform tasks, showcase random skills, or display English linguistic eloquence on command for them.
"Father, your insistence that I perform on command is severely exacerbating my clinical avunculophobia. I cannot entertain this, pardon for my recalcitrance."
Avunculophobia by TheBasketballProdigy June 9, 2026
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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