Avuncular 

(adj.) Once a man reaches middle age and his formerly remarkable and youthful looks have completely lost their edge, he develops an air of such utter harmlessness that he is no longer attractive to women. A man is described as "avuncular" when he stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like his Uncle Arby.

I'll have to stop hitting the clubs looking for action; my face has gotten so avuncular, chicks think I'm there to look for my runaway daughter.

Avuncular by Vermont Ferret July 12, 2005

avunculicide 

killing of one's uncle or the person who kills his/her uncle.

Avunculicide is a heinous crime.

avunculicide by uttam maharjan November 6, 2012

ovuncular 

A person who is inspiring and mentoring you like your favourite uncle.

My colleague at work had a special ovuncular role in my life.

ovuncular by Tricia666 August 25, 2008

avunculofornicationist 

n. one who fucks an uncle.

bob, an avowed avunculofornicationist, thanked his lucky stars that his mother was the only girl in a family of 10 kids: so many uncles to fuck!

avunculofornicationist by Avun Forni October 29, 2005

Avauntcular 

(adj.) Once a woman reaches middle age and her formerly remarkable and youthful good looks have completely lost their edge, she develops an air of such utter harmlessness that she is no longer attractive to men. A woman is described as "avuncular" when she stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like her Aunt Betty.

"At my age, with my looks going into their middle-aged stretch, my nieces and nephews now look at me with wonder and refer to me as their 'avauntcular' auntie. I love it!"

-- Overheard when two middle-aged women were chatting near a watercooler at their office on Madison Avenue in New York

Avauntcular by PRwiz101 August 27, 2009

avunculus 

plural: avunculi
A gender-neutral term describing aunts and uncles. An alternate could be "auncle".

"I was staying with my avunculus at the time."

avunculus by Mushiking42 August 22, 2024

Avunculi 

The word to describe both the terms "aunt" and "uncle".

I have many avunculi in my family, since my dad has lots of siblings.

Avunculi by annaleaf December 28, 2024

sexspan 

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

womp 

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011