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Maria avilez
Maria is a lesbian who can sometimes be funny ,sweet and a kiss ass when she wants something but can be a devil walking earth when she’s mad or annoyed and can be a total bitch when she in relationships she likes to take thinks slow but she also suck kids dicks that she just met a day ago behind bleachers and is a restart that is sometimes good and bad at lying and is sometimes disrespectful when she doesn’t like something if you get her mad enough she will go off on you she is really outgoing and friendly she also burps a lot and annoys the shit out of people most the time but is really cool to hang with and funny in a special Way is that friend of the group who always recorded everything and everyone else hyped you up listens to ur bullshit and problems and is sometimes awkward is y’all skinny but in a good way clear skin nice smile and sometimes has a mustache and has a beaner couch and doesn’t have papers she’s also part of the small titties committee.fuck you maria avilez
Maria avilez by Thots for life May 8, 2020
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avilene
This is a beautiful nice caring loving girl,when she is in love she is in love and will stay In love with the person she is in love with.She is such a great girlfriend and is fun to talk to.
avilene by SomeoneThatsNoOne August 18, 2019
Avilés
City in Asturias (Spain), pop. 84.000. Steel, glass and chemical industry. Main enterprises: Aceralia (the former ENSIDESA), Cristalería Española (now part of Saint-Gobain) Important fishing and industrial port. National and international trade fairs.
The city historical center has beautiful medieval, renaissence and baroque buildings. Many hotels: Palacio de Ferrera (luxury), La Villa, Villa de Avilés, Luzana. Great asturian gastronomy.
Special events: Antroxu (Carnival), Fiesta de El Bollo, Fiestas de San Agustín. Theatre and opera (Teatro Palacio Valdés), film and music festivals.
The city historical center has beautiful medieval, renaissence and baroque buildings. Many hotels: Palacio de Ferrera (luxury), La Villa, Villa de Avilés, Luzana. Great asturian gastronomy.
Special events: Antroxu (Carnival), Fiesta de El Bollo, Fiestas de San Agustín. Theatre and opera (Teatro Palacio Valdés), film and music festivals.
Avilés by Kosmografo February 19, 2005
Aviles
The only friend you’ll ever need. She is fiercely loyal, will slash tires with you, will drink till your shoes come off and your tongue turns blue, and will be your eardrum for life. You laugh until you cry with her and will probably throw up with her in the local Waffle House. She will most likely give you a rotisserie chicken for your birthday, but don’t judge this, you actually really needed a rotisserie chicken. She can balayage your hair like there’s no tomorrow and will definitely remind you to get a pedicure. If you have a Bridget you have everything. Don’t let her go without telling her how important she actually is.
aviles
An old country term that means to lie with fat pigs. In Puerto Rico, a man who like to play with the balls of donkeys, is refer to as an AVILES. In The United States, an AVLES is referred to as a non conforming, in but almost out of the closet homosexual who will perform almost any type of favors for a cookie.
aviles by deep in hell March 16, 2008
akilez
Akilez is a cutie
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