"Cucumber, boat, wire. I still got it."

"We're gunna do that mini-mental status thingy..." "Cucumber, boat, wire?" "Oh no, this time it's completely different."

"Okay, three words: cab avacado brick. Now count back from 100 subtracting 7."

cab avacado brick by ?0~ October 19, 2008

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Nickacado Avacado

Some gay guy who beats his bf and eats food while going EEEEEEE

Nickacado Avacado go EEEEEEE

Nickacado Avacado by 🅱️ommunism June 25, 2022

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Avacodo

A green round thing btw who the fuck doesn't know what an avacodo is🍈

I have an avacodo

Avacodo by Will is the greatest March 22, 2017

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Avacardo

A disgusting fruit indigenous to the island of Canvey. Considered repulsive by the more cultured citizens of the mainland this 'fruit' forms a considerable part of the canvey natives diet.

'The Monaco club does a cracking avacardo and chips'

'spam and avacardo fritters for dinner again Sharon?'

Avacardo by ElCoopero January 27, 2018

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nickacado avacado

A gigantic ogre like man who has no common sense and should really be on the black market HallMark channel. He and his husband Orlins have many “complications” Over the camera but we all know it’s for show 🥵. Dude eat more than two thousand calories and blames his weight on stress, gtfo mane 😚.

“YOU BIG MAN CHILD! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!” - Orlin Home
“I’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet • Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado

nickacado avacado by Koii𝖨𝗌𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽 September 11, 2020

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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