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Avacodo in a jar

When you put ones flaccid penis in a jar and then have it become erect, then you have a avacodo in a jar
As Sara sensually touched John's body she whispered in his ear and said erotically "Wana try the Avacodo in a jar"

ass avacodo 

Putting ping pong balls up her rectum and sucking them out like they’re avacodo pits
Ass avacodo is the best way for a first date to go
ass avacodo by BO-CA March 25, 2023

peach avacodo 

Code for “ That guy is fine af- set me up asap”
Fine dude: Hey what’s up

Friend: Oh hey this is my friend ****

You: Oh hey ****, btw PEACH AVACODO
peach avacodo by jillmars32 December 6, 2020

mia avacodo 

A crazy giro,who can make u laugh shes so pretty.she can make u smile when u are sad.so be thankful if u know mía u should date her.
Mia avacodo is a beautiful girl who can make anyone happy.
mia avacodo by Mia alvarado March 15, 2017
Tits

Just like Avacados tits are the good kind of fat

How do you make fat sexy? Stick a nipple on it

Avacados represent natural soft droopy boobs
Everyone loves Avacados
Avacados by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

cab avacado brick

see cucumber wire boat.
"Cucumber, boat, wire. I still got it."

"We're gunna do that mini-mental status thingy..." "Cucumber, boat, wire?" "Oh no, this time it's completely different."

"Okay, three words: cab avacado brick. Now count back from 100 subtracting 7."
cab avacado brick by ?0~ October 19, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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