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A disgusting fruit indigenous to the island of Canvey. Considered repulsive by the more cultured citizens of the mainland this 'fruit' forms a considerable part of the canvey natives diet.
'The Monaco club does a cracking avacardo and chips'

'spam and avacardo fritters for dinner again Sharon?'
Avacardo by ElCoopero January 27, 2018
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Degeneret vegitable from southern alberta.
I therw avacardo at a moon cricket.
avacardo by Caiden__g October 28, 2017

Avacardo Ricardo 

Tits

Just like Avacados tits are the good kind of fat

How do you make fat sexy? Stick a nipple on it

Avacados represent natural soft droopy boobs
Everyone loves Avacados
Avacados by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

cab avacado brick

see cucumber wire boat.
"Cucumber, boat, wire. I still got it."

"We're gunna do that mini-mental status thingy..." "Cucumber, boat, wire?" "Oh no, this time it's completely different."

"Okay, three words: cab avacado brick. Now count back from 100 subtracting 7."
cab avacado brick by ?0~ October 19, 2008

Nickacado Avacado 

Some gay guy who beats his bf and eats food while going EEEEEEE
Nickacado Avacado go EEEEEEE

nickacado avacado 

A gigantic ogre like man who has no common sense and should really be on the black market HallMark channel. He and his husband Orlins have many “complications” Over the camera but we all know it’s for show 🥵. Dude eat more than two thousand calories and blames his weight on stress, gtfo mane 😚.
“YOU BIG MAN CHILD! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!” - Orlin Home
“I’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet • Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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