Scrittle

The act of scratching a cat behind the ear.

Fluffy loves Scrittles!

by SeagullLettuce September 12, 2018

Tits

A powerful part of a womens body that attracts perverted males.
Males refer to these as sex toys.

Women: He staring at my Tits?
Man: Cant wait to use those!

by SeagullLettuce September 12, 2018

Kahoot!

A game on the interwebs that forces kids to have fun and learn at the same time. (Not really much fun)
Also, the soundtrack for this game is a meme.

Hey Fred, play the Kahoot! meme again will ya?

by SeagullLettuce September 12, 2018

Kesturder

A person who mixes ketchup and mustard.

Hey look over there, its a Kesturder.

Well, atleast im not a Kesturder Jeff, I like mayo and tarter sauce instead.

by SeagullLettuce September 12, 2018

Smaid

The act of being Smart and Stupid at the same time.

Person 1: Look at John over there.
Person 2: Doesnt he look a bit Smaid?

by SeagullLettuce September 12, 2018

Autocorenym

A type of word that has been autocorrected into somthing weird.

Well my mom's gonna kill me. I sent a Autocorenym.

(Ex: Shucked, to fucked.)

by SeagullLettuce September 13, 2018