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autocorettes

When the Auto-correct on your phone adds or changes words in your texts, like a person afflicted with Tourette Syndrome would speak. Usually makes your texts unintelligible, and may even end friendships.
John: Wanna go to the mice IRA tonight? Or maybe don't at that new placebo downturn?

Jane: What are you talking about?

John: I meant do you wanna go to the Movies tonight, or maybe dinner at that new place downtown... damn autocorettes...

Jane: I'd lobster, what tinware can you pucker me up?

John: Looks like you have autocorettes too!
by Trevski October 5, 2013
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Autoturettes

The amount of random obscenities that flow from your mouth when someone pisses you off in traffic.
Driver: Dude! look at mother *ing *ock* sucking guy passing everyone on the right trying to cut us off!

Passenger: You got autoturettes!
by Karmacon July 26, 2012
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