Authletic

Portmanteau of autistic and athletic. Capable of impressive athletic feats through the use of retard strength.

I was watching the special needs gym class earlier today and I saw some of the most authletic soccer saves of my life!

Authletic by AlexanderSemen November 10, 2021

tooth actor authentication 

When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.

"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."

"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.

tooth actor authentication by The_ALCH April 28, 2021

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

authenticity 

Being who you are, listening to yourself and making your own decisions, rather than buying all the crap society foists on you. Keep it real. (authentic)

Authenticity became his primary value. My dog lives for authenticy.

authenticity by DJrumination December 13, 2008

Authentic Bros 

A HipHop duo comprising of Babak & Reza.

Authentic Bros Authentic Bros True Light Babak Reza UK

Authentic Bros by miss_lilref_leila May 9, 2011

A close encounter of the athletic kind 

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.

One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.

A close encounter of the athletic kind by futbolr21 August 22, 2023

sneaky athleticism 

A term used to describe white athletes who don’t look athletic, especially quarterbacks by sports commentators.

I like Jared Goff as an NFL quarterback. He’s got poise in the pocket and he’s got sneaky athleticism.

sneaky athleticism by Warpedaxis November 28, 2019