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tooth actor authentication
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
tooth actor authentication by The_ALCH April 28, 2021
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AuthZ • author • Authoritarian • authentic • authoritah • authenticity • authenticious • Athziri • autha • authentickam
Author
Author by humblebrendon November 20, 2019
auth.gg
A software built atop stolen code by a developer who doesn't know anything.
auth.gg users can experience downtime, seldom updates, and frequent software circumvention.
owner is well known for doxing and scamming people, for proof visit outbuilt.ooo
auth.gg users can experience downtime, seldom updates, and frequent software circumvention.
owner is well known for doxing and scamming people, for proof visit outbuilt.ooo
Skid: "hey I just found a leaked source code online, how should I sell it?"
Skid's friend: "just use auth.gg, people like you make up 75% of their users!"
Skid's friend: "just use auth.gg, people like you make up 75% of their users!"
author is open to hearing about dead batteries
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
authenticity
Being who you are, listening to yourself and making your own decisions, rather than buying all the crap society foists on you. Keep it real. (authentic)
authenticity by DJrumination December 13, 2008
Real Author
A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.
Real Author by Skua September June 18, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026