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tooth actor authentication
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
tooth actor authentication by The_ALCH April 28, 2021
Related Words
AuthZ • author • Authoritarian • authentic • authoritah • authenticity • authenticious • Athziri • autha • authentickam
Author
Author by humblebrendon November 20, 2019
auth.gg
A software built atop stolen code by a developer who doesn't know anything.
auth.gg users can experience downtime, seldom updates, and frequent software circumvention.
owner is well known for doxing and scamming people, for proof visit outbuilt.ooo
auth.gg users can experience downtime, seldom updates, and frequent software circumvention.
owner is well known for doxing and scamming people, for proof visit outbuilt.ooo
Skid: "hey I just found a leaked source code online, how should I sell it?"
Skid's friend: "just use auth.gg, people like you make up 75% of their users!"
Skid's friend: "just use auth.gg, people like you make up 75% of their users!"
author is open to hearing about dead batteries
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
authenticity
Being who you are, listening to yourself and making your own decisions, rather than buying all the crap society foists on you. Keep it real. (authentic)
authenticity by DJrumination December 13, 2008
Real Author
A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.
Real Author by Skua September June 18, 2018
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.