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Ausball

A style of cricket in which the team endeavours to gain an advantage by bending or directly contravening the rules of cricket while simultaneously complaining about other people cheating or bending the rules of cricket.
I’m not sure about that change of ball in the final ashes test; we like Smith to spend at least three hours with a ball before we start a game. Ashes investigation launched after Ponting's request despite ICC shooting down Ausball-change allegation at England
by Baz Balls November 4, 2023
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assball

any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games
we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.
by QBall® March 9, 2003
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Assball

When its hotter than hot
The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here
by Goofizz April 28, 2021
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Assball

When someone takes a poop and stinks up the bathroom to where it’s steamy
Dad:takes a poop
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball
by Goofizz April 28, 2021
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Assballz

A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.
I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.

She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.

Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
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assballs

Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.
Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!
by LindsayLu September 22, 2004
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assball syndrome

A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)
Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"

Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"
by slap-a-ho June 11, 2006
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