assballs 

Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.

Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!

assballs by LindsayLu September 22, 2004

assballs 

When you're walking or something and your balls work their way so they're right underneath your ass. If someone looked at it from behind, you could see them just dangling there.

Also a very fun word to use to replace the nouns in a story.

I got a wicked case of assballs from all that walking we did.

assballs by xyamakunx May 14, 2010

assballs 

Morbidly obese people with the appearance of two stomachs. One above the beltline and one below (the assballs area). Couple this with a tight pair of pants gives the stunning appearance of having an "ass" where the "balls" should be...Hence, assballs.
Assgina is this very same affliction, only in women.
Created by Skeets

We're going over to assballs house for a barbeque.
Assballs owes me 40 dollars.

assballs by Joe Bert May 22, 2007

Assballs 

When your mom randomly throws words together when she is pissed

Aw Assballs I spilt it

Assballs by Ck_bowers15 July 11, 2016

Assballs 

A common disease you get when you wipe back to front, also know as poo balls

Tom: I wipe back to front

Harry: aha Tom has assballs

Assballs by Cold crip killer Luis November 10, 2020

studmuffin assballs

Unrelated to the conventional studmuffin, studmuffin assballs is an exclamation expressing intense anger, frustration or pain.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.

Mom: Honey, your grandmother just died.
You: STUDMUFFIN ASSBALLS!

studmuffin assballs by Kjeild January 24, 2008

assball 

any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games

we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.

assball by QBall® March 9, 2003