Aunt W 

She gives the best hugs. Almost from the inside out. Always or there for you. Even when you can’t make sense, make bad decisions, there she is. Encouraging, enlightening. Makes the worst of days have a bright side

I can naught wait to hang out with Aunt W after this long ass day

Aunt W by Jessh3512 July 6, 2022

Flying Aunt Whifflebottome 

The Flying Aunt Whifflebottome is a sexual position in which two parties (Generally male, although females with strapons HAVE been known to preform this act as well) enter a third party through the rectum, using their genitalia, or artificial genitalia, while in some sort of open air environment (EX. While free falling, on a trampoline, or even during a simple jump). The two parties first mentioned enter together, and act as one unified organ, sliding in and out. Warning: This act is not to be preformed without some form of lubricant (Silicone lube will work, but K Lube is preferable).

"Last night Jacob and Evan gave me an Flying Aunt Whifflebottome. I won't be able to walk for a week!"

Flying Aunt Whifflebottome by Pimpernickle July 6, 2014

Aunt Wendy 

She is the best Aunt you could ever have and is the sweetness in everyday. If you have an Aunt Wendy in your family never let her go and always remember her!!

#awesome #Wendy

Brooke: My Aunt Wendy is so cool, she loves me so much!!
Angela: She even cooler for me she’s my Grandma!!!

Aunt Wendy by BrookieCookie2008 November 10, 2019

Wine aunt

An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.

No I don’t think Miranda’s the mom friend I think she has wine aunt energy

Wine aunt by Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon May 22, 2021

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate by RazerRD May 11, 2010

Wine aunt

A woman who doesn’t have children and or doesn’t want them, and is always traveling and seeing the world. She occasionally comes to visit her nieces and nephews and brings them cool gifts from her latest adventure. Bonus points is she wears a scarf around her neck and has a cherry red Vespa.

My wine aunt is visiting!! I can’t wait to hear about what cool things she’s been up to while she’s been seeing traveling

Wine aunt by Therightansweryadig October 3, 2021

Wine Aunt

A woman who claims to be liberal and open minded, but it is authoritarian, judgmental, and prone to shutting out any opinion that differs than her worldview. Often, has no children or just one, but nevertheless adopts a matronly status because of the authority motherhood lends her voice.

Karen, the wine aunt, sipped her Merlot as she cussed out people as monsters for questioning the qualifications of her favorite Democratic politicians on Facebook. She then blocked them when they asked her to eleborate.

Wine Aunt by IronBear76 May 20, 2020