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call an audible
To decide what to do at the last second after seeing all possible options and obstacles that come up.
Comes from football, seen when the quarterback goes up to the line of scrimmage, sees a defensive alignment he wasn't expecting, and adjusts by yelling out a new play.
Comes from football, seen when the quarterback goes up to the line of scrimmage, sees a defensive alignment he wasn't expecting, and adjusts by yelling out a new play.
I'm thinking of going jogging but if it rains I'll have to call an audible and go to the gym instead.
call an audible by joe user October 19, 2004
Related Words
bathroom audible
I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.
bathroom audible by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014
audible
To make an unexpected last minute, decision. This definition is derived from its meaning in football.
Audible
An amazon company that pays many medium sized youtubers to promote them, such as Jacksfilms and JonTron. Known for being at the end of many videos and the butt of many jokes.
Alternate Ending to Romeo and Juliet
Before Romeo dies, he leans over Juliette's body and whispers in her ear
"Audible has over 150,000 books"
Before Romeo dies, he leans over Juliette's body and whispers in her ear
"Audible has over 150,000 books"
Audible Skull Emoji
Audible Skull Emoji by 6pla6gue6 May 20, 2023
Audible Orgasm
That intense sensation that travels up through your body you get when your listening to a good song. It is usually induced by a song you just found out about.
Audible Orgasm by Aspects Of The Downhill Slide June 30, 2008
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