Attempy 

This is the poor attempt at spelling the word attempt, but you at least tried, because she seems cool, but you don't know her that well.

I dunno. I'm tired and quiet. xD conversation attempy: Acquired. xD

Attempy by Ninjakittens December 16, 2014

attemptitration 

Attempted penetration. Either a baby chode going a half inch in or a girl who thinks she can down some dick telling the guy she’s not ready after he’s already an inch or two in.

raquel couldn’t handle thomas’s big one... he ended the night by taking an L with an attemptitration

attemptitration by Dankielle April 20, 2018

Attempt 151 

The run where Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) beat Pokemon Emerald Kaizo! Also known as the Mythical or Mew run, it produced a lot of Pokemon that were crucial to beating gym leaders, bosses, the Elite Four and Champion.

"Attempt 151 is the run."
"Yes it is!"

Attempt 151 by Tritonist July 17, 2021

Do not attempt to board the helicopter 

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa

"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

Do not attempt to board the helicopter by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021

suicide attempt 

the worse feeling to have is to wake up after hoping to die and thinking that you cant accomplish anything, even the death of yourself

wakes up

cries
wishes to die
cant even do suicide attempt right

suicide attempt by depressedteen004 March 19, 2019

A beaver attempt 

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.

Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.

A beaver attempt by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008

Retards Attempting Poetry 

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.

People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.

Retards Attempting Poetry by Mark Twain May 7, 2005