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When your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can fuck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a shitty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.
"Bro, I told you she is just gonna attempted murder you"
"But her eyes are so pretty"
"SHE'S FAT NOW BRO, MOVE ON."
by Joint Roller 04’ July 11, 2018
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The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does
You are guilty of attempted attempted murder
by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022
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