When your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can fuck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a shitty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.
"Bro, I told you she is just gonna attempted murder you"
"But her eyes are so pretty"
by Joint Roller 04’ July 11, 2018
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Accessory after fact to murder

240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.
Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does
You are guilty of attempted attempted murder
by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022
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