Atheo

The atheist god. Helps in a lot of shit if you pray to him. Or not. Whatever.

Fundie: The atheists claim to have no God but if you investigate you'll find they really worship drugs/money/sex/power/sin/are a different sect of Muslims according to the latest researches.
Atheist: Well my god is Atheo, BITCH!

Atheo by Varatil October 18, 2008

athengay 

athengay is a made up word by yvngxchris. it means long penis.

and I got a black n**** with a "athengay".

athengay by qwxyy May 7, 2021

internet atheist 

Typically an angry teenager or other power inhibited individual who thinks that all religion across the globe is either Islamic Terrorist or American Christian Fundamentalist and that their arguments are sound because they have watched a Dawkins video online. They take special pleasure in assuming that people with a faith are either deeply offended or will change their life due to anonymous comment based "wisdom".

I wear Internet Atheist t-shirts that try offend old women because I want the world to be free of things that offend me. I am just that devoted. Now go away, I'm playing Skyrim.

internet atheist by Apple iMolestation Device October 30, 2015

r/atheism 

An organized system of beliefs, cultural systems, world views, ideas, and ideals that relate humanity to an order of existence without god. The religion of atheism crowd-sourced under the church of reddit. A sermonizing vanity project that practices ritualistic circlejerking of pseudo-philosophical platitudes originating primarily on facebook. A self-celebrating, fedora wearing scene of experts on Occam's razor. Ontological superfluity.

redditor 1: "What's r/atheism?"

redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"

redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."

r/atheism by Don't use your real names. January 23, 2015

Athea 

A girl that is beautiful and loves to kick butt. Athea is a funny happy go lucky person, but can be serious when she needs to be. If you ever find a Athea, never let her go, because she is the most amazing person you will meet.

She was so great when I met her, I think her name was Athea.

Athea by Pumpkinpielover2005 March 3, 2019

AthenaHealth 

The most expensive and shitty EMR service and billing service company on earth.

My hospital just signed up for athenahealth, now we are bankrupt.

AthenaHealth by LCAlum March 27, 2022

Athens 2004 

The name of the modern Olympic games of the XXVIII Olympiad held in Athens, Greece 13-29 August 2004.

Seen as the homecoming of the global sporting and cultural event. After delays and setbacks, the Greek organisers managed to complete and stage the greatest and safest games the world has ever seen.

Who would have believed that the Athens 2004 Olympics would be the best Olympics ever!!! Sorry Sydney, you guys still get silver however.

Athens 2004 by poja August 11, 2004