Varatil's definitions

Atheo

The atheist god. Helps in a lot of shit if you pray to him. Or not. Whatever.

Fundie: The atheists claim to have no God but if you investigate you'll find they really worship drugs/money/sex/power/sin/are a different sect of Muslims according to the latest researches.
Atheist: Well my god is Atheo, BITCH!

by Varatil October 18, 2008

Baconize

The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.

I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.

by Varatil May 6, 2007