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Theology and Geometry 

A scholarly locution intended to connote stances of decency, taste, and culture amid the decadence, debauchery, depravity and perversion of modern society.

A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.

An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.
“What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”

"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)

Theology of the Body 

A way of looking at sex and our bodies in a way that takes into proper account the purpose for which we were created and our destiny waiting to be fulfilled.
This way of looking at sexuality and our bodies was put forth by the late great Pope John Paul II and has been regarded as a theological time bomb, which will eventually re-shape the way the world looks at itself.
We live in a world where everyone drives cars with flat tires... and we believe that, "Flat is where it's at"... not knowing that there was another way to drive a car... the Theology of the Body helps us to re-inflate our tires! And shouts that there is a greater purpose for our existance and the gift of sex!
Theology of the Body by Casey Ross February 7, 2006

urban archeology 

The act of digging through one's garage, storage, closets, etc in search of lost artifacts and or in the process of reducing the amount of 'stuff' collected over the years.
1. We're getting ready to move, so we're going to storage to do a little urban archeology.

2. I ran into Cynthia and had to do a little urban archeology to find her phone number.

Theology 

Simply put, the study of God.
I'm late for my Theology class.
Theology by Tmankillah May 26, 2008

Amieology 

A branch off from the study of awsome. Considered one of the most complex subjects around, containing bits of chemistry, awesome, biology, physics and mathematics.
The study of Amieology is divided into 5 Levels, each having its own content. These include:
Level 1- Basic Amieology.
Level 2- Study of the structure in Amieology.
Level 3- Study of the physical and mental aspects of Amieology.
Level 4- Study of the mating habits of amieology.
Level 5- Theoretical Amieology.

Theoretical Amieology contains things like "Amieology What Comes Next?" and "What If" situations.

Also, there is a species within Amieology, a branch off from humans exept better in every way.
Guy 1: DUDE! IM STUDYING I GOT INTO MY AMIEOLOGY COURSE!!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! Congrats! The ninja masters will be proud.
Amieology by Cayle November 5, 2008

anthology 

A collection/package chosen by the editor.
-Valve used their best games in Counter Strike anthology.
anthology by Konerboy March 16, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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