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Atheisitis

(Not to be confused with Cardiovascular Bronchitis) Athiesitis is a disease where a person’s brain malfunctions and goes into a stroke-like phase. Symptoms are
- Believing Nothing Comes From Nothing
- Sudden Anti-Christianity or Anti-Islamic Perspective

- Nerve Tics Which Causes A Person To Comment “god isn’t real”
- Thinking That Theorys Are Pure Logic And Truth
There Is Still No Cure For Atheisitis, But Treatment Is Available. Treatments Used To Prevent Atheisitis Are
- Putting Someone Into a Dangerous Situation, This Will Force The Disease To Leave And Accept
That God Is Real
- Knocking On A House Where The Owner Has Atheisitis, Will Cause Him To Believe That The Devil
Is Coming To Get Him

There’s Also A Rare Variant of The Atheisitis Disease, Called Omicron Radicus Atheius
Symptoms Include
- Having An Urge To Burn a Church Or A Mosque
- Being Urged To Comment On An Peaceful Muslim TikTok
- Having An Urge To Hatecrime Religious People
There’s Cure For This Variant Which Are:
- Throwing The Patient In The Middle of The Ka’aba So That He Would Realize That Allah Is The Greatest
- Parachuting The Patient Into Afghanistan

Overall This Disease Is Preventable, Just Don’t Be Stupid
Donatella Versace Got Atheisitis, Luckily She Recovered And is Now Okay!
by Princessdianaisqueen0010 December 1, 2021
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Atheists

Okay, little kids. Atheists are NOT bigots, racists or Satanists.
Atheists don't believe in God, or Satan.
True Atheists are not assholes who run around saying DEFEND ATHEISM. It's not a religion. I'm Atheist and I don't go around doing it.
Infact I'm completely embarressed about arrogant people running amiss saying stuff like that.
Anyways, Atheists are normal people, who just don't believe in god, or satan.
They aren't demon-possessed.

And with the whole suing people for saying god in class, that is a little rediculous.

But if you're Christian, would you want someone going 'THERE IS NO GOD' in the middle of your class? I think not.

They're normal people who are tolerant of any religion unless it's being shoved down their throat.

I mean I don't think any religion tolerates that.

So please, stop saying we are satanists, demon-possessed, stupid, bigots, and racists.

Do you want me calling you stupid for believing in a supreme being? I think not, and I don't think you're stupid for that, anyways.

But please stop.

We're just people who don't believe in God, OR Satan.
We are not Satanists. We are Atheists.
by AlixAutopsy December 21, 2008
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atheists

atheists: People who lack belief in a god or gods. From the Greek: 'atheos' a+theos "without god" or godless.
"Those people are atheists, they lack belief in a god or gods"
by Ani June 2, 2004
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Atheisting

V. The act of Not doing something stupid or pointless, and instead doing something useful or otherwise necessary . Usually because of Lack of Religion or interest.
Religious person: "Hey dude what are you Giving up for lent?"
Atheist: "Nothing man, I'll just be sitting around Atheisting by cleaning my house"
by Angry_Atheist February 19, 2015
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Atheisting

The social networking and bonding activities of people organizing around atheism.
I have met so many like-minded friends through atheisting on Twitter!
by threedotonefour May 18, 2010
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atheists

One who, on evaluation of all the evidence presented, believes in the nonexistence of deities, God or otherwise. The term implies neither indecision nor the unwillingness to re-evaluate one's stance when presented with new evidence.
Atheists lack faith. Lack of faith is not a faith itself.
by Jennifer93 July 11, 2006
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Atheistic Morality

Doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do, not because you want to gain favor with god.
Religious Person: I gave money to charity because god would want me to.

Sane Person: I gave money to charity because some people needed it more than I did.

Religious Person: Why would you help someone for no reason?

Sane Person: it's called Atheistic Morality, learn about it.
by rational person July 24, 2012
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