Atheistism 

Atheistism is a religion. When we dress we wear hoods to respect out god. Our god is daddy Jake Paul and great uncle Pewdiepie. Our national anthem is “Bitch Lasagna” by Pewdiepie.

Teacher “Take your hood down”
Me “it’s my religion. It’s Atheistism”

Atheistism by Pewdiepie wannabe March 4, 2019

Atheists 

Okay, little kids. Atheists are NOT bigots, racists or Satanists.
Atheists don't believe in God, or Satan.
True Atheists are not assholes who run around saying DEFEND ATHEISM. It's not a religion. I'm Atheist and I don't go around doing it.
Infact I'm completely embarressed about arrogant people running amiss saying stuff like that.
Anyways, Atheists are normal people, who just don't believe in god, or satan.
They aren't demon-possessed.

And with the whole suing people for saying god in class, that is a little rediculous.

But if you're Christian, would you want someone going 'THERE IS NO GOD' in the middle of your class? I think not.

They're normal people who are tolerant of any religion unless it's being shoved down their throat.

I mean I don't think any religion tolerates that.

So please, stop saying we are satanists, demon-possessed, stupid, bigots, and racists.

Do you want me calling you stupid for believing in a supreme being? I think not, and I don't think you're stupid for that, anyways.

But please stop.

We're just people who don't believe in God, OR Satan.

We are not Satanists. We are Atheists.

Atheists by AlixAutopsy December 21, 2008

atheists 

atheists: People who lack belief in a god or gods. From the Greek: 'atheos' a+theos "without god" or godless.

"Those people are atheists, they lack belief in a god or gods"

atheists by Ani June 2, 2004

Atheisting 

V. The act of Not doing something stupid or pointless, and instead doing something useful or otherwise necessary . Usually because of Lack of Religion or interest.

Religious person: "Hey dude what are you Giving up for lent?"
Atheist: "Nothing man, I'll just be sitting around Atheisting by cleaning my house"

Atheisting by Angry_Atheist February 19, 2015

Atheisting 

The social networking and bonding activities of people organizing around atheism.

I have met so many like-minded friends through atheisting on Twitter!

Atheisting by threedotonefour May 18, 2010

atheists 

One who, on evaluation of all the evidence presented, believes in the nonexistence of deities, God or otherwise. The term implies neither indecision nor the unwillingness to re-evaluate one's stance when presented with new evidence.

Atheists lack faith. Lack of faith is not a faith itself.

atheists by Jennifer93 July 11, 2006

Atheistic Morality

Doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do, not because you want to gain favor with god.

Religious Person: I gave money to charity because god would want me to.

Sane Person: I gave money to charity because some people needed it more than I did.

Religious Person: Why would you help someone for no reason?

Sane Person: it's called Atheistic Morality, learn about it.

Atheistic Morality by rational person July 24, 2012