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Asterisky 

A blog run by a pretty awesome group of college students from around the United States who want to deliver a wide range of content to the internet from a young perspective.
Sam: "Hey did you read Asterisky today? There was a really awesome article about accounts to follow on Twitter."

Doug: "No way, man! The other day I was on Asterisky and there was a super-informative article about gas prices!"

Sam: "Sweet, yeah, I saw that. I'm thinking maybe I should apply to join the staff of Asterisky -- what do you think?"

Doug: "Go for it! I hear they have a "Join" tab on their site!"

Sam: "Cool, I will do that."
Asterisky by DevotedReader June 2, 2011
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Ameristralia 

the union of the greatest country in the world and the deadliest island, Ameristralia rules all of the day and all of the night. Founded in 2013 Ameristralia is the newest and most kickass country to ever exist. The national flag has stars, stripes and a few more stars and stripes to make it the most star and stripey flag in human history. The national animal is the eaoalga and ferocious blend of koala and eagle that rules the skies and terrorizes the ground. The internet never sleeps with Ameristralians on duty for life, liberty and the pursuit of not being bitten by a venomous snake. God Bless Ameristralia.
Where you from? AMERISTRALIA bitch!
A play on the word Atheist. Ateeist don't believe in the game of golf. like to folks over in r/nongolfers.
Everyone is born ateeist, they only start playing golf because they're convinced to do so by their families and culture.
Ateeist by Th3R00st3r May 22, 2013
She is an aterin
Aterin by Pookashell May 31, 2020

AERIS DIES 

Internet term. Used sarcastically in response to anyone who wants to find out to ending of a video game/anime/movie.
"So, what happens at the end of Twilight Princess?"
"AERIS DIES"
AERIS DIES by OLOL February 14, 2007

Asterism 

Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.
Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...
Asterism by drizzake & co. April 23, 2008