A play on the word Atheist. Ateeist don't believe in the game of golf. like to folks over in r/nongolfers.
Everyone is born ateeist, they only start playing golf because they're convinced to do so by their families and culture.
by Th3R00st3r May 22, 2013
Get the Ateeist mug.Typically an angry teenager or other power inhibited individual who thinks that all religion across the globe is either Islamic Terrorist or American Christian Fundamentalist and that their arguments are sound because they have watched a Dawkins video online. They take special pleasure in assuming that people with a faith are either deeply offended or will change their life due to anonymous comment based "wisdom".
I wear Internet Atheist t-shirts that try offend old women because I want the world to be free of things that offend me. I am just that devoted. Now go away, I'm playing Skyrim.
by Apple iMolestation Device October 30, 2015
Get the internet atheist mug.Not to be mistaken for an atheist who merely uses the internet, an internet atheist is someone who is ubiquitous when it comes to websites or forum threads related to religion. They will often poke fun at religion and religious people, especially Christians and Muslims, but they have a sort of "search and refute" thing going on with Christians, whereas the Muslims usually only fall prey to internet atheists when they happen to come across them. Of course many internet atheists have the habit of searching for Muslims, too.
They usually lack any sense of humor if jokes are made about them, but they find nothing wrong with being incredibly offensive to the point of being disgusting when making jokes about religious people. They also love to show off their knowledge about any subject they might know something about.
They will often make snobby attempts to annoy or insult religious people, sometimes calling them names, but will immediately condemn someone who bothers atheists, homosexuals or liberals if they don't have a legitimate reason. Even if they do have a legitimate reason that justifies their bothering it might not matter. They will also claim they don't discriminate, but they are usually far more polite and accepting if they think you're a fellow atheist.
They usually lack any sense of humor if jokes are made about them, but they find nothing wrong with being incredibly offensive to the point of being disgusting when making jokes about religious people. They also love to show off their knowledge about any subject they might know something about.
They will often make snobby attempts to annoy or insult religious people, sometimes calling them names, but will immediately condemn someone who bothers atheists, homosexuals or liberals if they don't have a legitimate reason. Even if they do have a legitimate reason that justifies their bothering it might not matter. They will also claim they don't discriminate, but they are usually far more polite and accepting if they think you're a fellow atheist.
Jane the Theist - "God sure has given us a fine day. He did a great job creating the birds."
Internet Atheist - "'God' didn't give as anything; 'God' doesn't exist. And the birds are a product of years of evolution and natural selection."
Red the Atheist - "Christians are morons. They sicken me."
Joanne the Christian - "Ya? Well atheists are jerks."
Red the Atheist - "You're making nonsensical generalizations!"
Internet Atheist - "'God' didn't give as anything; 'God' doesn't exist. And the birds are a product of years of evolution and natural selection."
Red the Atheist - "Christians are morons. They sicken me."
Joanne the Christian - "Ya? Well atheists are jerks."
Red the Atheist - "You're making nonsensical generalizations!"
by Card Tricks May 27, 2013
Get the Internet Atheist mug.Just a random 8-year old guy/girl who's sick and tired of sitting on his/her fat ass 24/7 and flunking his/her science test and he/she thinks that by solely being an atheist he/she is instantly a genius and goes to Tumblr/Instagram/YouTube/etc to shove his/her "genius" down innocent Christian's throats. He/she likes to troll Christian (especially the outspoken ones) and make insults and/or unsubstanciated claims e.g. "all catholic priests are pedoes" or "shut up you religitard" and when asked by the guy/priest that he just insulted to make a factual statement proving his atheism he will just insult them and put some Dawkins or Ricky Gervais alongside an insult.
@Internet_Atheist_And_Proud: Go touching little kids you pedo!
@Father_John_456: Stop it, I am already in my 80s, I'm not attracted to anyone, so stop being such a Internet Atheist and take your trolling somewhere else!
@Father_John_456: Stop it, I am already in my 80s, I'm not attracted to anyone, so stop being such a Internet Atheist and take your trolling somewhere else!
by -----thepreacher December 7, 2018
Get the Internet Atheist mug.Everyone's favorite type of atheist . You know the ones who use sites such as YouTube , Twitter , Facebook , UD . etc to call Christians retarded for believing in a " delusion " /"imaginary friend " and blame ALL of the worlds problems on god . I've seen some nice atheists too on these sites but that's VERY rare . And the sad part is some atheists will always be on videos debating religion . Hell , the video can be called" rattlesnake bites" and someone will say " This dude died cause of a rattlesnake there IS no god. " . and that leads to NUMEROUS comments debating religion. SMH! I don't hate atheist people. I just hate it when they shove their views down are throats. (I know some Christians do this to so don't whine and thumbs down this definition.)
To all Internet Atheists :Don't worry about what religion we choose there are LARGER problems you should worry about instead of bashing god on youtube and saying the bible promotes tyranny/hatred yet some of the atheists I've seen have nasty/haughty attitudes.
by M.I.T.C.H. June 23, 2015
Get the internet atheist mug.A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016
Get the Atheist named Christian mug.A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."
by Lucas Lucas July 3, 2015
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