OLOL's definitions

bill gates

Steve Job's muse.

Also, often accused of crashing things.

Steve Jobs: HAY IM GOING 2 CAPITALIZE UR IDEA
Bill Gates: Okay, just make sure you give me credit.
Steve Jobs: HAHA FAGGOT U SUCK! IM S0 B3TT3R THAN U, N00B.
Bill Gates: ...

by OLOL February 3, 2007

Late Night Five

The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.

(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)

(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)

Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.

by OLOL January 28, 2007

DDT

Cynical is right, but certain pests had a resistance to it, and now most bugs are resistant to DDT. It also killed off bugs that helped crops by eating harmful ones.

The only adverse effect of DDT was a lower sperm count.

DDT could have saved millions of lives from Malaria, but it got banned for being an unproven carcinogen and a pollutant. It wasn't, and people died of a result.

by OLOL August 22, 2007

This Modern World

The shittiest webcomic ever, from a moonbat.

This Modern World is bullshit. It calls the US Soldiers dumb, believes in retarded conspiracy theories, and other meaningless moonbat drivel. I wonder if Tom Tomorrow is the gay lover of Kim Jong-Il.

by OLOL January 18, 2007

narcissistic

See Steve Jobs, the dumbass who claims he's better than Windows OS and Linux.

Steve Jobs is a narcissistic prick who claims that his Mac is better when it's the same things as a PC except it can't play games. Dipshit.

by OLOL January 29, 2007

SWAT

Some
Whoop
Ass
Tonight

Since there wasn't a military unit at the ready, the SWAT team had to kick the terrorists' asses and save the hostages.

by OLOL April 12, 2007

The Superbowl is Gay

Andy Milonakis's mimetic, homophobic internet song, before he was popular. Released sometime during, before or after the SuperBowl between the Buccaneers and the Raiders. It quickly goes from football hating to Andy calling everything gay.

The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl,
Superbowl,
Superbowl...
...Is gay.
The Raiders, are gay
The Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are...
Gayyyyyyyy.
The Buccs... are gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
Buccs, gay
Raiders, gay
Superbowl, gay
Everything else, gay
(Random nonsense inserted here)

by OLOL January 27, 2007