Astroblox 

The best Youtuber to ever exist. Astro posts weekly funny Roblox animations, Minecraft Let's Play series, and more. It's fun for the whole family! After recently overpassing one thousand subscribers, Astro has just started with his content. His most popular video, "-ROBLOX- The Noob Song!!!" is sitting currently at over 137K views. Ever since he made his first video, "BLOXWATCH TRIES TO HACK ME!!! (WATCH TILL END)", he has been producing incredible videos every week. However, he needs all the help he can get. Go subscribe to Astro now!

Person 1: Hey man, do you want to hang out today? I got us tickets to go to Disneyland!
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm in the middle of binge-watching every Astroblox video.
Person 1: Aw man, well I guess that's always more important than going to the happiest place on Earth.
Person 2: Yeah, I think anyone could agree with that.

Astroblox by -RightBehindYou- February 5, 2020

astroblox 

An absolute fucking idiot

Person 1: have you heard of astroblox?
person 2: Yeah, I hate him, what an idiot

astroblox by Gravedigger993 September 27, 2019

Astrology

A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people.

Astrology lover: WhEn Is YoUr BiRtHdAy?
Normal person: November the-
Astrology lover: Ew YoUr A sCoRpIo GeT aWaY fRoM mE!!!1!1!
Normal person: What the hell is wrong with you?

Astrology by akt858 August 29, 2020

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Astrology

Bullshit

Astrology is bullshit

Astrology by Yaboilongdong November 2, 2019

Astrology

Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.

I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!

No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.

Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)

Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!

Astrology by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021

astrolopithicus 

An early form of monkey found in eastern Africa 4 million years ago

Wow thats a skeleton of an astrolopithicus

astrolopithicus by OANTHROPOS March 28, 2017